James Grant went spearfishing with friends, he felt something bite into his leg and pull on him. At first, he thought that it was one of his friends playing a prank.
Then he realized that he was fighting a shark, he drew his knife and stabbed at it. Then he scrambled up on the shore. Using a first aid kit, he stitched up the bite wounds, some of which were 2 inches across.
Then went off to a nearby pub to enjoy a few pints with friends. Courteously, he put on a bandage when he saw that he was dripping blood on the floor. Only then went to a hospital to get more stitches and was back at work on Monday. After all, it was just a shark attack.