After struggling with an intractable financial crisis, Greece announced that it would cease to exist as a sovereign nation and would instead reboot itself as a social network, FetaBook.
The social network formerly known as Greece announced that it would cancel its upcoming elections and instead install a CEO, a young hacker from suburban Athens.
The hacker explained how the social network would be attractive to the investment community in ways that Greece was not. “We’re keeping all the aspects of Greece that made it a cool brand – the ruins, the Olympics, the olives. We’re just losing the things that were a drag on Greece: Greeks. Under the new plan, they’ll cease to be citizens and instead become friends, they won’t receive government benefits anymore, but they’ll be able to grow all the imaginary vegetables they want. Also Greeks waste billions a year smashing plates after meals, now there’s an app for it.”